Monday, August 25, 2008

My Teeth Are Naked

After 17 years, my bottom retainer finally snapped off at dinner tonight. My tongue is FREAKING OUT, man.

(Interesting sociology experiment: How much will my hits go up because of the phrase "naked teeth"?)

4 comments:

Anon E. Mouse said...

Yeah, I finally had mine removed a few years ago. That absolutely freakish feeling subsides into just weird after a couple of years.

Ms. PH said...

Mine finally fell off about four years ago. It was the weirdest feeling. My dentist tried to get me to put one back on. NO THANK YOU! My teeth are still straight.

femminismo said...

Hi, Eyebrows. I actually didn't stumble upon the word "naked," but rather your blogspot address written on a scrap of paper. I found it while I was "straightening up the studio." (Translation: digging myself out of a hole.)
Cheers. Now back to check out more of your blog.

Josh said...

Nice work, "naked teeth" in google gets 10,800,000 results and you are the 7th listed.