Monday, June 05, 2006

Memo to IL License Plate WWJD 28:

Memo to the driver of the car with the Illinois licence plate WWJD 28:

What would Jesus do? Jesus would not cut me off in traffic and then deliberately blow a red light while grinning like an idiot and going 20 mph over the speed limit.

Just in case you were wondering.

As penance, go spend your vanity plate fee on FEEDING THE HUNGRY, you jackass.

And I mean that in the most loving, Christian way possible.

1 comment:

pollypeoria said...

I find it hard to trust anyone who outright brags/advertises their religious affliation, especially Christians - only because as one, I believe myself qualified to state that it is a tacky, un Christ-like thing to do. I should be able to discern one's Christianity by demeanor, behavior.

My first job was at a collection agency. Collectors were required to call the banks of those who sent in checks with Jesus Loves You, the fish and loaves symbol, or a cross on them. The theory being that if someone was tacky enough to have such items printed on their checks, they were also likely not to have sufficient funds in their account. Sadly, the theory was correct. Always.

If I ever came across a WWJD vanity plate, I think I would likely pull off the highway and take another route.