Wednesday, June 28, 2006


My neighbor-toddler is in that phase where you ask him, "What does a cow say?" "Moo!" "What does a pig say?" "Oink!"

In a sign of the times, if you ask him what a computer says, he replies, "Beep!"

But the one that never ceases to crack me up is that if you ask him, "What does a zombie say?"

He replies, in the world's cheerfulest toddler voice: "Bwains!"


A kid this funny at age two has got to grow up to be pretty awesome. Help educate him and expand his bwains by supporting the Peoria PlayHouse!


Bill Dennis said...

Here's a joke the little guy will find amusing:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interupting cow.
Interupting c ....


Eyebrows McGee said...

He's not quite old enough for knock knock jokes, which is too bad, because I always follow that one up with ...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schizophrenic Goat.