Wednesday, June 28, 2006

BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!

My neighbor-toddler is in that phase where you ask him, "What does a cow say?" "Moo!" "What does a pig say?" "Oink!"

In a sign of the times, if you ask him what a computer says, he replies, "Beep!"

But the one that never ceases to crack me up is that if you ask him, "What does a zombie say?"

He replies, in the world's cheerfulest toddler voice: "Bwains!"

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A kid this funny at age two has got to grow up to be pretty awesome. Help educate him and expand his bwains by supporting the Peoria PlayHouse!

2 comments:

Bill Dennis said...

Here's a joke the little guy will find amusing:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interupting cow.
Interupting c ....
MOO!

HHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eyebrows McGee said...

He's not quite old enough for knock knock jokes, which is too bad, because I always follow that one up with ...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schizophrenic Goat.
Schizophren--
MOO!!!