Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Avian Screw

Memo to the birds twittering at the tops of their tiny little lungs outside my window at 2, and 3, and 4 in the morning:

NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIVES!

Also, the girl birds you're likely to attract in the middle of the night are obviously demented, and not what you're looking for in the mother of your eggs. So shut the hell up and go to sleep!

1 comment:

Ocelot said...

Ok, I've been cracking up at this entry all day! Thanks for the laughs :)