Thursday, April 27, 2006

Eyebrows Paid Attention in High School Biology

Eyebrows to Mr. McGee while watching TV in the basement rec room: "Dang, now I gotta pee."

Mr. McGee: "So why are you going upstairs? Do you not like the basement bathroom?"

Eyebrows, disappearing up the steps: "No, I'm going to get more water while I'm upstairs. Then I'll have to pee again. Drinking and peeing. It's a vicious cycle! CURSE YOU, HOMEOSTATIC CELL BALANCE!"

Mr. McGee, but only in his own head so I can't hear him: You are SO. WEIRD.

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