Friday, April 14, 2006

Caesar Walks into a Bar

This is the lamest joke ever and it says a lot about my sense of humor that it absolutely cracks me up. Friend of mine in Sweden (the one who didn't think Peoria was a real place) told it to me:

Julius Caesar walks into a bar.

"I'd like a martinus," he says to the bartender.

"Oh, you mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

Caesar angrily retorts, "NO! If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for one!"

1 comment:

smiley said...

My students look at me as if I was from another planet when I say "stadia", "aquaria", or "datum". When I was at another job, other faculty would say that it didn't matter if our graduate students used "data" as a plural word or not. I said that it did matter because it reflected on the quality of the education that they recieved. I doubt it mattered to the other faculty but our department chair, at least, agreed.