Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Eyebrows Achieves New Levels of Dork

I was at a meeting the other day where someone asked when Easter was this year and, of course, nobody knew.

"Does anybody have a calendar with moon phases?" I asked. "It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox, so if you had a calendar with moon phases, I can tell you when it is."

There was a silence.

"Or," another woman suggested, "If we had a calendar, we could just LOOK UP THE DATE OF EASTER."

Oh. Yeah. That too.

1 comment:

pollypeoria said...

Wow. I've wanted to know why Easter never falls on the same Sunday forever. Every 12 years or so, my birthday falls on Easter. Anyway, I find your dorkness enlightening.