Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Toaster 1, Husband 0

I wasn't here for the actual skirmish, having left the house early to run some errands and returning after my husband had left for the day, but apparently his breakfast went horribly, horribly awry today. As near as I can tell from the carnage, he lost a battle with the toaster.

There are toast crumbs all over the ENTIRE kitchen, one counter nearly blanketed with them. A bowl full of crumbs. Three crumb-covered utensils in the bowl. And a smug-looking toaster in the corner.

Judging by the available evidence, I think the toaster's victory was fairly decisive.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You mean Toaster 1, LAWYER 0 right?