Monday, October 17, 2005

Mr. McGee, Unplugged

Me: "Great, now I have a head cold AND menstrual cramps."
Him: "Yeah, I'm not feeling so great. I think I have a little of what you have."
Me: "What, the menstrual cramps?"
Him: "Yeah, my uterus is just really acting up lately."

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Him: "I should have a Greek chorus following me around!"

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Him, to a fly that buzzed too close to his ear, as he swatted at said fly: "Quit that, asshole!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Your man can say "uterus" without blushing and looking for a hole to crawl into? Sounds like a fairly evolved guy.